Thursday, November 13, 2008
You know what? This is a load of bullhonkey. Seriously. Only 10 grand? And not even apiece, but TOGETHER? An insult!

Just watch the hell out, lawmen!

Oh well. I guess we'll just have to hold up a few more stagecoaches, rob a few more trains, and commit a few more...acts?...against the U.S. to drive that up to a respectable number. Watch out, world.

(P.S. This website's probably under surveillance by the U.S. government now, for that last bit. Don't blame me, guys! Blame Canada's Wonderland and their olde timey photo booths!)

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Wednesday, November 12, 2008
The streetcar. The trolley. The rocket. Sometimes...the vomit comet. Nasty. A necessary evil, but it makes for some neat photos. Especially when you play around and try to be all artistic. OoooOOoooooh BEHOLD!

I am so artsy.

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008
This is little project I did for my Dad. It's a cartoon of his boss, Fred, who was retiring. They do....crane....stuff. With cranes. So here's Fred doing crane-type things whilst delivering what my Dad tells me is his catch phrase.

Doing crane stuff!

Craaaaaaaaaaanes. Craney crane. I dunno. Cranes, I suppose.

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Monday, November 10, 2008
Hehehe, I recently found this while rummaging around through old stuff in my file cabinet. Now you're wondering how a digital image ended up in a physical file cabinet. Well, wonder no further, foolish person! It was a birthday card for Amanda's 23rd ......cripes, that was forever ago. We're gonna be 25 soon! Madness.

Anyways, Amanda likes giraffes because they're so tall (like me!). She also used to say "do it up" a lot, but that's kinda disappeared in favour of things like "what is this?" when things are odd, and "did you see this?" when something is exciting. But I can discuss her mannerisms another time. For now, enjoy this giraffe picture!

I'll likely be posting some more drawings over the next bit. Might as well get all those shenanigans online, rather than hiding away in file cabinets!

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Saturday, November 8, 2008
I got bored with my face. I was actually contemplating shavin' off the old beardo for the Wolverine thing, but I chickened out. Then the other day I acquiesced to a wild impulse, snapped number one onto the clippers and sheared that bugger mostly off!

So pretty.

So I've re-entered the realm of scruffy-faced weirdos, as opposed to the realm of somewhat-bearded weirdos that I previously frequented. Bewares.

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Monday, November 3, 2008
Did the Halloween thing. Kinda ran out of time and did the pumpkin the next day, but it's all fun and games! Until someone loses an eye, that is....which may have occurred if I wasn't so responsible with my adamantium.

Shall I call you Logan, Weapon X? Snikt!


Gangsta midget! Probably the funniest costume of the evening.


The midget boxes, with cut-up shoes. Weeeeeiird....


Pumpkin carving on old copies of the Metro!


REE! REE! REE! REE!


I can taste your spicy brains.


Oh, Giles. You're so British.


Pretty and the pumpkin.


Googly!

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Thursday, October 30, 2008
Here's some fun photos from the weekend of September 6-7 2K8 when we were hangin' out at the Virgin Festival on the island here in Toronto. Any band photos would have been too crappy due to distance and lighting and whatnot, so instead I just took shots of us being silly. Which is much better.

The great taste of Charleston Chew!


Glee!


Yeah, you geezers.


That grass is sure green alright.


That guy Costa. The guy behind the fence. See him? There ya go!


FUNL KAEK


Rubber ducky! After the drizzle, we were ludicrously attired.


Oh yeah. Awesome mystery-solving duo, deducing the facts.


I'm so artistic. Check this out, seriously.

The full album's up on facebook for anyone lucky enough to be my friend ;)

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